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Black Conservative Swears Off Pumpkin Spice Lattes After They Turn Him Into a White Progressive Woman

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Black Conservative Swears Off Pumpkin Spice Lattes After They Turn Him Into a White Progressive Woman

Jeff Charles
Oct 23, 2022
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Black Conservative Swears Off Pumpkin Spice Lattes After They Turn Him Into a White Progressive Woman

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Austin, TX — A conservative man who happens to be black has sworn off pumpkin spice lattes after experiencing some rather bizarre side effects. The coffee drink, which is a favorite among less-melanated women all over the country, has been a staple of the Autumn season for years. But Jeffiziah Charleston, a Texas-based wr…

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