Black Conservative Swears Off Pumpkin Spice Lattes After They Turn Him Into a White Progressive Woman
Austin, TX — A conservative man who happens to be black has sworn off pumpkin spice lattes after experiencing some rather bizarre side effects. The coffee drink, which is a favorite among less-melanated women all over the country, has been a staple of the Autumn season for years. But Jeffiziah Charleston, a Texas-based wr…