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How a county office turned satire into a Monday ritual

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Readers write in. We answer, with charts, a straight face and a clear note about what is real.

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MWMary Ohio

Is the werewolf story real? Asking for my book club.

Reader mail vs last week+ New letter
Did Herschel Walker really blame his loss on anti-werewolf bigotry?
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No. It is satire. Walker did say a werewolf can kill a vampire at a real rally. The bigotry part is our one step further. Letters about it went from 41 to 112 in a week.

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Who is Vinnie, and why does he work for every agency at once?

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Media

BREAKING: CNN Condemns Donald Trump for Inciting Violence Against Himself

The panel has reviewed the footage and found the victim deeply problematic.

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Capitol

Sen. Cory Booker Faces Criticism for Wearing Pink Booty Shorts at Capitol After Dress Code Change

The Senate relaxed its dress code. One senator relaxed it a little further than planned.

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Culture

BREAKING: Progressives Launch Campaign to Buy Every Gun Owner a Second AR-15 to Prove There Are Too Many Guns

Interesting strategy. Will it work? The spreadsheet says yes.

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Culture

BREAKING: Progressive Activists Claim Wearing Clothes Made from Cotton Is 'Problematic,' Urge Nation to Dress in Tote Bags

How much longer will the nation's closets get away with this?

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Tech

BREAKING: Elon Musk to Appoint Donald Trump Jr. as New Twitter CEO After Stepping Down

The poll has spoken. The poll may regret it.

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Capitol

BREAKING: Biden Administration Offers to Negotiate Paul Whelan’s Release From Russian Prison if He Agrees to Become a Celebrity

There might be some hope for Paul Whelan. He just needs a bigger following.

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Campaign trail

Herschel Walker Blames Senate Loss on 'Anti-Werewolf Bigotry'

Is America ready for an elected official who happens to turn into a wolf at night?

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Media

Progressive Influencers Issue Apologies for Jumping to Conclusions, Promise to Jump to Different Conclusions Next Time

Accountability means apologizing quickly so you can be wrong again by dinner.

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Campaign trail

Pennsylvania Democrats Plan to Mitigate Political Damage From Fetterman/Oz Debate By Pretending It Never Happened

Debate? What debate?

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