Behind the stories
What really happened, and how it became satire

A shooting, and a panel that blamed the target
On July 13, 2024, a gunman opened fire at a Trump campaign rally in Butler, Pennsylvania. Donald Trump was wounded in the ear, one attendee was…
By The Smattering DeskMedia
A dress code that lasted a week
In September 2023, the Senate stopped enforcing its formal dress code, a change widely linked to Sen. John Fetterman’s hoodies and shorts. After a…
By The Smattering DeskCapitol
More guns, to prove there are too many
The story responds to the long national argument about gun ownership, and to advocacy groups that keep searching for a message that finally…
By The Smattering DeskCulture
A fabric with a complicated history
The story has no single news hook. It answers a recurring online pattern: campaigns that ask people to feel guilty about everyday objects while…
By The Smattering DeskCulture
A poll that told the owner to leave
On December 18, 2022, Elon Musk asked Twitter users in a poll whether he should step down as head of the company. About 57 percent voted…
By The Smattering DeskTech
A prisoner swap, plus a points system
On December 8, 2022, the United States traded Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout for basketball player Brittney Griner. Paul Whelan, a former Marine…
By The Smattering DeskCapitol
A werewolf, a vampire and a runoff
At a rally in November 2022, Senate candidate Herschel Walker told supporters about a movie in which a werewolf could beat a vampire. On December 6,…
By The Smattering DeskCampaign trail
Apologizing fast, to be wrong again
The story answers a familiar media pattern: confident explanations of a breaking event posted before any facts exist, then quietly…
By The Smattering DeskMedia
The debate that did not happen
On October 25, 2022, John Fetterman and Dr. Mehmet Oz met in their only debate for the Pennsylvania Senate seat. Fetterman, recovering from a stroke,…
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