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The satire-first method that keeps every story funny, recognisable and impossible to mistake for news.

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Real hooks99
Escalations149
Invented aides319
Running gags64
Corrections43
Labels99
story.yaml ×
1story:
2 identifier: werewolf_runoff
3 desk: campaign
4 hook: "Walker: a werewolf beats a vampire"
5
6 escalation:
7 -
8 step: 1
9 claim: "loss blamed on anti-werewolf bigotry"
10
11 voice: deadpan
12 quotes: invented
13 label: satire
14 aimed_at: politician
Werewolf runoffCampaign desk · Dec 7, 2022
Deskcampaign
Real hookNov 2022
LabelSatire
Escalations
One step further1

The satire model

Four components turn a real headline into a story you can safely forward.

A tower of newspaper-shaped blocks with its top blocks glowing

Running gags

A small catalog of recurring characters keeps the universe consistent from story to story.

Capitol

Vinnie

An official who works for every agency at once and never gives a surname.

Tech

The poll

Any decision that can be outsourced to a poll will be.

Media

The panel

Six people, warm lighting, no information.

Campaign trail

The memo

Three lines long, leaked within the hour.

Who is in scope

The same permissions apply to every writer, every story, every time.

The fact layer

Before the joke, the facts. Every story keeps a short record of the real event it is built on, linked from its page.

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