Flexible reading plans.
Free to get started.
The Smattering is made for everyone who reads the news. Free for one reader. Free for the whole class.
Reader
For anyone who wants the jokes and nothing else.
Free forever
- One to three stories a week
- Full archive access
- Satire label on every story
- RSS feed
- One-click unsubscribe
Regular
For readers who forward everything to the group chat.
Still free, we checked
- Everything in Reader, plus:
- Behind-the-story notes
- Corrections digest
- Reply to the desk from any issue
- Early look at new desks
Classroom
For teachers, book clubs and newsrooms using satire to teach media literacy.
- Everything in Regular, plus:
- Permission to print stories for class
- Discussion notes for each story
- A reply from a real editor
- Our media-literacy guide
- No ads, ever (same as everyone)
Compare plans and features
| Feature | Reader | Regular | Classroom |
|---|---|---|---|
| Reading | |||
| Stories per week | 1 to 3 | 1 to 3 | 1 to 3 |
| Archive | |||
| Search and desk filters | |||
| Behind-the-story notes | - | ||
| Delivery | |||
| Email newsletter | |||
| RSS feed | |||
| Corrections digest | - | ||
| Classroom | |||
| Print for class | - | - | |
| Discussion notes | - | - | |
| Reply from an editor | - | - | |
| Always included | |||
| Satire label | |||
| Ads | None | None | None |
| Selling your email | Never | Never | Never |
Is it really free?
Yes. Every plan costs nothing. We list prices because every serious publication has a pricing page, and we wanted to fit in.
What is the difference between Reader and Regular?
Regular readers also get our behind-the-story notes and a short corrections digest. You can switch at any time by replying to an issue.
Can I use stories in a classroom?
Yes. Write to the desk and tell us about your class. We will send discussion notes and permission to print.
How do I unsubscribe?
Every issue has a one-click unsubscribe link at the bottom. You can also email the desk and we will remove your address.
Subscribe for free
New satire in your inbox once or twice a week. No paywall, no spam and absolutely no mercy for the people in charge.
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