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Rashida Tlaib Furious That FISA Reauthorization Bill Will Allow Feds to Spy on Hamas Without a Warrant
Shouldn't terrorists also be protected by the Fourth Amendment?
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January 2024

BREAKING: Conservative Influencers Call for Replacing Martin Luther King Jr. Day With 'Bull Connor Remembrace Day'
Some conservatives are seeking to honor the 'misunderstood champion of law enforcement.'
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November 2023

Candace Owens Becomes Black Hebrew Israelite Amid Backlash Over Israel Stance, Declares She Is a 'Real Jew'
Take that, Ben Shapiro
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October 2023

Israel Issues New PRIDE Military Uniforms to Get Progressives to Support War Against Hamas
Perhaps Israel can get progressives on their side after all.
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Rep. Jamaal Bowman Dials 911 To Open Front Door to His Home
Sometimes you have to face a closed door before finding one that is open.
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Jeff Charles
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September 2023

Sen. Cory Booker Faces Criticism for Wearing Pink Booty Shorts at Capitol After Dress Code Change
The Senate's relaxed dress code policy might have brought about some unintended consequences.
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Jeff Charles
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August 2023

Ukraine Agrees to Annex Hawaii So That Biden Administration Will Finally Do Something About the Fire Damage
Is Hawaii finally about to get paid?
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July 2023

BREAKING: Gov. Ron DeSantis Mandates That Slavery Be Taught as 'Historical Negro Job Skills Training Program' In Florida Schools
Florida Republicans say they want students to get a more 'comprehensive' view of the peculiar institution.
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BREAKING: Progressive Journalists Vow to Stop Covering Child Sex Trafficking to Avoid Spreading ‘Right-Wing QAnon Conspiracies’
Members of the press have finally decided to get their priorities straight.
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June 2023

Conservative Actor Kirk Cameron Dresses in Drag to Stop Libraries From Censoring Him
In a glittering twist of fate, Kirk Cameron dons a dress, wig, and heels to spread traditional values to America's youth.
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BREAKING: Progressives Launch Campaign to Buy Every Black Man an AR-15 to Scare Republicans into Supporting Gun Control
Interesting strategy. Will it work?
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