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BREAKING: CNN Condemns Donald Trump for Inciting Violence Against Himself
The panel has reviewed the footage and found the victim deeply problematic.
Capitol · SatireSen. Cory Booker Faces Criticism for Wearing Pink Booty Shorts at Capitol After Dress Code Change
The Senate relaxed its dress code. One senator relaxed it a little further than planned.
Culture · SatireBREAKING: Progressives Launch Campaign to Buy Every Gun Owner a Second AR-15 to Prove There Are Too Many Guns
Interesting strategy. Will it work? The spreadsheet says yes.
Culture · SatireBREAKING: Progressive Activists Claim Wearing Clothes Made from Cotton Is 'Problematic,' Urge Nation to Dress in Tote Bags
How much longer will the nation's closets get away with this?
Tech · SatireBREAKING: Elon Musk to Appoint Donald Trump Jr. as New Twitter CEO After Stepping Down
The poll has spoken. The poll may regret it.
Capitol · SatireBREAKING: Biden Administration Offers to Negotiate Paul Whelan’s Release From Russian Prison if He Agrees to Become a Celebrity
There might be some hope for Paul Whelan. He just needs a bigger following.
Campaign trail · SatireHerschel Walker Blames Senate Loss on 'Anti-Werewolf Bigotry'
Is America ready for an elected official who happens to turn into a wolf at night?
Media · SatireProgressive Influencers Issue Apologies for Jumping to Conclusions, Promise to Jump to Different Conclusions Next Time
Accountability means apologizing quickly so you can be wrong again by dinner.
Campaign trail · SatirePennsylvania Democrats Plan to Mitigate Political Damage From Fetterman/Oz Debate By Pretending It Never Happened
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