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Sen. Cory Booker Faces Criticism for Wearing Pink Booty Shorts at Capitol After Dress Code Change
The Senate's relaxed dress code policy might have brought about some unintended consequences.
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Jeff Charles
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August 2023
Ukraine Agrees to Annex Hawaii So That Biden Administration Will Finally Do Something About the Fire Damage
Is Hawaii finally about to get paid?
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Jeff Charles
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July 2023
BREAKING: Gov. Ron DeSantis Mandates That Slavery Be Taught as 'Historical Negro Job Skills Training Program' In Florida Schools
Florida Republicans say they want students to get a more 'comprehensive' view of the peculiar institution.
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BREAKING: Progressive Journalists Vow to Stop Covering Child Sex Trafficking to Avoid Spreading ‘Right-Wing QAnon Conspiracies’
Members of the press have finally decided to get their priorities straight.
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Jeff Charles
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June 2023
Conservative Actor Kirk Cameron Dresses in Drag to Stop Libraries From Censoring Him
In a glittering twist of fate, Kirk Cameron dons a dress, wig, and heels to spread traditional values to America's youth.
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Invite your friends to read The Smattering.
Thank you for reading The Smattering. — your support allows me to keep doing this work. If you enjoy The Smattering., it would mean the world to me if…
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BREAKING: Progressives Launch Campaign to Buy Every Black Man an AR-15 to Scare Republicans into Supporting Gun Control
Interesting strategy. Will it work?
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May 2023
BREAKING: Matt Walsh Calls on White Conservatives to Reclaim 'Karen' Like Black Folks Reclaimed 'N*gga'
Karens gotta come together.
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Jeff Charles
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April 2023
BREAKING: Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon Announce Plans to Co-Host Brand New Podcast
The show must go on.
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Join me on Notes
A new place for us to share ideas
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Bud Light Announces Plan to Feature Blaire White On Beer Cans to Stop Conservative Boycotts
Transgenders are just fine as long as they are not leftists.
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March 2023
BREAKING: Progressive Activists Claim Wearing Clothes Made from Cotton Is 'Racist' Because of the 'Legacy of Slavery'
How much longer will clothing companies perpetuate white supremacy?
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