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Kamala Harris Taps Civil Rights Lawyer Benjamin Crump as Running Mate
Will Kamala Harris' gamble pay off?
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Jeff Charles

July 2024

May 2024

Libertarian Party Announces Kim Jong Un as Headline Speaker at National Convention
If it's good for Republicans and Democrats, it's good for North Korean dictators.
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April 2024

Black Journalist Fights to Save Thrill-Seeking People of Whiteness From Themselves
Not all heroes wear capes. Some just prevent People of Whiteness from wrestling alligators.
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Rashida Tlaib Furious That FISA Reauthorization Bill Will Allow Feds to Spy on Hamas Without a Warrant
Shouldn't terrorists also be protected by the Fourth Amendment?
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January 2024

BREAKING: Conservative Influencers Call for Replacing Martin Luther King Jr. Day With 'Bull Connor Remembrace Day'
Some conservatives are seeking to honor the 'misunderstood champion of law enforcement.'
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November 2023

Candace Owens Becomes Black Hebrew Israelite Amid Backlash Over Israel Stance, Declares She Is a 'Real Jew'
Take that, Ben Shapiro
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October 2023

Israel Issues New PRIDE Military Uniforms to Get Progressives to Support War Against Hamas
Perhaps Israel can get progressives on their side after all.
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Rep. Jamaal Bowman Dials 911 To Open Front Door to His Home
Sometimes you have to face a closed door before finding one that is open.
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September 2023

Sen. Cory Booker Faces Criticism for Wearing Pink Booty Shorts at Capitol After Dress Code Change
The Senate's relaxed dress code policy might have brought about some unintended consequences.
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August 2023

Ukraine Agrees to Annex Hawaii So That Biden Administration Will Finally Do Something About the Fire Damage
Is Hawaii finally about to get paid?
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