Trump and DeSantis Agree to Primetime Debate Using Only 'Yo' Momma' Jokes

This will be one for the ages.

President Donald J. Trump looks at diagrams and photos during his meeting with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Tuesday, April 28, 2020, in the Oval Office of the White House. (Official Photo by Shealah Craighead)

Tallahassee, Florida — After former President Trump launched a flurry of verbal attacks at Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis after the midterm elections, the two politicians have agreed to participate in a debate in which they are only allowed to use “yo momma jokes.

The date and time of the “political dirty dozens” confrontation have not yet been determined, but both possible presidential hopefuls are already preparing for the verbal showdown.

Trump, who is being coached by Pastor Darrell Scott, is expected to go hard after DeSantis’ mother. “Trump ain’t scared of DeSanctimonious. His momma so stupid she needs a recipe to make ice cubes. This is what Trump’s gonna highlight in the upcoming debate,” Scott said.

DeSantis, who has remained mostly silent during the former president’s verbal barrage, is expected to come with an arsenal of maternal insults. Christina Pushaw, who is prepping him for the donnybrook, told reporters she is confident he has what it takes to face the former president. “That mark ass ain’t got nothing on my governor. His momma so fat she thinks gravy is a beverage,” she quipped.

The feud comes as an increasing number of Republican voters indicated they would prefer DeSantis as the GOP presidential nominee in 2024.

During an interview on Fox News, Trump said he was not worried about DeSantis getting him to crack. “I know all about DeSantis momma. A lot of people are telling me a lot of different things about her that he don’t wanna hear. I heard she’s so stupid she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time,” he blustered.

But DeSantis remained undaunted. His office issued a statement in which he slammed Trump for his attacks on him earlier this week. “The former president might be disoriented from taking his 7th booster shot. I told him earlier don’t start none, won’t be none, but now he wants to step to me. I hope people are ready to find out all about his momma because she so fat when she goes camping, the bears hide their food,” the statement read.

The two contenders are currently testing out various talking points about each other’s mothers to find out which jokes will pack the biggest punch. While the date has not yet been set, here at The Smattering, we can be sure it will be an action-packed night for everyone and their stank-ass mommas.