Sometimes you have to face a closed door before finding one that is open.
I got suspended from high school once for throwing a frisbee that accidentally (!) hit a fire alarm and set it off. I wish I was a congressman when I threw that frisbee. As it is, I’m emotionally traumatized for life.
I think it would be good to be king.
I thought this was a Redstate article when I first clicked on it. I actually believed it. Satire is dead, killed by reality.