Washington, D.C. – At long last, Republican and Democratic lawmakers have finally reached a bipartisan agreement on issuing reparations to black Americans for slavery and Jim Crow. After more than a year of behind-the-scenes negotiations, the two parties have hammered out a deal that would not only make amends for the evils inflicted on African Americans but also sweeten the pot for whites as well.
Jeff is this all your writing? It is the best comedy I've seen since Ron White! I hope it's bringing you success.
Lol, great satire!