Archive - The Smattering.

BREAKING: Elon Musk to Appoint Donald Trump Jr. as New Twitter CEO After Stepping Down

Is this the right move?

Dec 19, 2022 •

Sen. Cory Booker Faces Criticism for Wearing Pink Booty Shorts at Capitol After Dress Code Change

The Senate's relaxed dress code policy might have brought about some unintended consequences.

Sep 21, 2023 •

BREAKING: Progressives Launch Campaign to Buy Every Black Man an AR-15 to Scare Republicans into Supporting Gun Control

Interesting strategy. Will it work?

Jun 15, 2023 •

BREAKING: Libs of TikTok Creator Complains About Flood of Conservative Men Hitting On Her After Tucker Carlson Interview

Why can't they just leave her alone?

Dec 28, 2022 •

BREAKING: Kanye West Defends Satan, Claiming He 'Got a Bad Rap'

Has the Father of Lies been misunderstood?

Dec 1, 2022 •

BREAKING: Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon Announce Plans to Co-Host Brand New Podcast

The show must go on.

Apr 24, 2023 •

Bud Light Announces Plan to Feature Blaire White On Beer Cans to Stop Conservative Boycotts

Transgenders are just fine as long as they are not leftists.

Apr 20, 2023 •

BREAKING: Stacey Abrams' Black Support Plummets After Being Seen in Video 'Twerking for Votes' on Stage During Concert

Atlanta, GA — Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams took a serious blow to her campaign after footage emerged of her twerking onstage with…

Oct 24, 2022 •

Nazis Sue Media Outlets for “False Advertising” After Trump Rally Doesn’t Meet Expectations

Trump's rally has failed to meet the expectations of eager Nazis.

Oct 29, 2024 •

BREAKING: Gov. Ron DeSantis Mandates That Slavery Be Taught as 'Historical Negro Job Skills Training Program' In Florida Schools

Florida Republicans say they want students to get a more 'comprehensive' view of the peculiar institution.

Jul 21, 2023 •

Gov. Ron DeSantis Announces Plan to Celebrate 'White History Month' in Florida to Combat 'Woke' Agenda

When will the contributions of white Americans be acknowledged?

Feb 4, 2023 •

Elon Musk Suspends Alleged 'Journalists' As Part of New 'F*ck Around and Find Out' Policy

He's not going to take it anymore.

Dec 16, 2022 •

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